The Old Man and Krusty

Good week all!

As the Presidential race heats up, it's amazing to me that a Republican who may have had post-marital 'relations' hasn't been as virulently pursued by the media as a Democrat who had post-marital 'relations' about a decade back. Hmmmm...liberal media? I don't think so.

With stuff like that clunkin' around in my head, I need a break. I need KRUSTY!!! Actually, I broke out my Krusty imitation (not unlike Krusty Imitation Brand Products :) on my Friday night show. How good is it? How bad is it? Check out the latest Dave Tripper Audio/Video clip below :)

Dave

The Margarator and The Movies

Howdy!

Boy howdy, Fridays show is gonna ROCK! First, Dave's Poll is already breaking voting records for the site, based on this silly little question: Which dance music song is your guiltiest pleasure? Just scroll down and choose from Barbie Girl, I'm Too Sexy, We Like To Party, and The Ketchup Song. The winning song has the honor of being next week's OMG SONG OF THE NIGHT!!!

AND, we'll be talking about the movies including the RAZZIES (worst movie of the year nominations) and of course some Oscar thing that happens on Sunday.

Finally, check out the my latest You Tube sensation below :) It's me doing my best AHHHHHnold talking about Manny's Margarator (what a lush...lol).

Check back for more updates!

Loves,

Daves

Gift Bag Madness

How would you like to receive a $20,000 gift bag just for showing up to an event? Well, that's reportedly what happened at the Grammys. And, the list of gifts was interesting including tech stuff, certificates for services, and KITCHEN UTENSILS!!! Here's my You Tube take on it :)

Dave :)

The Drag Queen President

Super Duper Bowl proof that cheaters never prosper

Ain't karma a beeyatch!

Ahhhhhhhhh...sweet, sweet victory. Last year, I saw my Chicago Bears fumble and stumble a way to a well-predicted loss in Super Bowl 41.

This year, I saw justice.

I saw a New York Giants team that I would normally despise become my ally. Why? Cheaters too often prosper, but this time around, the cheaters lost in the biggest game in their profession. And there's more come uppance from the Senate in the near future, which will make this Upset all the more sweet.

Now, I realize in this steroids/HGH/future genetic-modification era of enhanced bodies that an argument can be made that most sports are filled with cheaters. But, that alleged cheating will be taken care of in time.

This time around, the cheaters lost on the biggest stage of them all. And making the miserable head coach of the losers even more miserable was sweeter than the cookie bars I had to offset the taco dip, homemade pizza, and phenomenal chili that helped make this the best non-Super Bowl XX Super Bowl I have ever experienced.

Dave Tripper