Pre-conception baby photo bidding? Leave it to Joe Simpson.

Okay,

I've ALMOST heard of everything. But putting it out there that your daughter's yet-to-be-conceived child's baby photos are up for bids is just bizarre. Note: I didn't say yet-to-be-born...I said yet to be CONCEIVED, as in Ashlee and her rock star boyfriend may not have even, um, called their local stork.

C'mon...what's next? Pictures of the actual conception-in-progress? I mean, we've seen celebrities in various forms of undress in various video escapades over the years, but how about a video of the actual conception of a baby? One would think that an artist like Madonna, being the daring sort, would be one for this adventure.

But that's how insane this has gotten. And imagine the papparazzi. Here's a possible conversation:

Editor: "I want pictures of that Simpson conception."
Photographer: "Um, ya, isn't that, oh I don't know, kind of hard to do?"
Editor: "I don't CARE." I want some skin. I want some action. I want the pregnancy test pictures!"
Photographer: "Ok, I quit."

Here's my take on it from the Friday April 18 edition of Dave Tripper LIVE!

Tripper/Obama '08---The Presidential Cabinet

If Barack Obama would like my help, I'm more than happy to oblige. Actually, the listeners to Dave Tripper LIVE! apparently have so much faith in the democratic process that they'd rather have me running for President.

Sure, why not? What's the worse that can happen? (*COUGH* Ralph Nader *HACK*)

Under the presumption that I would beat Hillary and then Grandpa Road Rage, i.e. John McCain, listeners started recommending Cabinet positions, even for those that didn't exist :)

Here's the results in video form...enjoy!

Dave